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beyoncescock:

me after i tell people to leave me alone

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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

cyberdepressed:

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

thothoes:

being on tumblr is literally just straight up vibing. no one knows who you are. no one knows what you look like. just vibes.

fadedfemales:

you deserve someone who’s gonna treat you like you matter everyday. Not just when it’s convenient for them.

benadrylpapi:

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

stydiea:

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back